Author: Sandra Lee
Email Address: ssfdu@hotmail.com
Rating: R for implied m/m
Pairing: C/P
Date Completed: 22-8-98
Category: Humor
Notes: This is a little something I wrote on a train to keep myself amused. Definitely no plot.
"Paris!…what are you doing?"
<rustling sounds of silky material sliding across skin>
"Serving you breakfast in bed…just like you wanted".
…...
<a pause while the view was appreciated>
"I wanted food…not your body!"
<a lower lip trembles>
"Don't you want me any more?"
<a slight sniff>
<an exasperated sigh>
"Of course I still want you…you mean after last night there are still
doubts?"
<simultaneous sigh accompanied by a raise in the room temperature
as
they recalled the previous night's activities>
…….
<a slight quiver still remained…another exasperated sigh>
"I do still want you Flyboy…but I was really looking forward to pancakes
with maple syrup."
<a grumble about priorities>
"Ahhhhhhhhh! That's what I forgot!"
<a questioning look>
"What did…um…you….er…forget?"
<mouth goes dry and brain goes off line as gorgeous naked body gets
closer>
"The pancakes…but I did remember the syrup!"
<a slightly puzzled look>
"What good is syrup without…Oooooooooooh!"
<matching groans as syrup is poured over bare skin>
…
"Breakfast is served!"
<wicked grin>
<a slight thud as a warm sticky body lands on top of the other body>
"Toooommmm! Now I'm all sticky!"
<disgruntled look>
<sly grin>
"I though we could share…besides I thought you liked being sticky!"
<a slight pause before replying as a drop of syrup is licked off
a pale
shoulder>
<whimper>
"I like *getting* sticky…not being sticky…there is a difference!"
<a very sticky body rubs against the not so sticky body…making it
stickier>
"Well I'm *getting* you sticky!"
<innocent look>
"I noticed!"
<muttering about a certain pilots logic>
………...
"Don't you like your breakfast?"
<a slightly concerned look>
"I didn't say that…but you have been talking too much for me to enjoy
it
yet!"
<long suffering sigh>
"Oh I'm sorry…I'll be quiet n…."
<another long suffering sigh>
<talking abruptly ceases as Chakotay finds a better use for his lover's
mouth>
<moan>
<gasping breath>
"At least there is one sure-fire way to shut you up…now let me *enjoy*
my breakfast!"
"Yes Sir!"
<playful salute>
<another round of muffled kissing sounds>
………...
<silence>
<triumphant grin>
<sounds of bodies shifting>
<slurp>
"Ooooooooh!"
<lick>
"Mmmmmmm Tom you taste good!"
<groan>
<another lick>
<whimper>
<more slurping>
<wail>
………...
<nibble>
<incoherent mumbling as a fair head thrashes from side to side>
"Hmmmmm…if that was the entrée, now for the main course!"
<evil grin>
<head swoops lower>
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"
………...
<sucking sounds>
<blissful cry>
<goofy smile>
…………
"Well Flyboy…I've had my breakfast, shouldn't you have yours?"
<teasing grin>
<snort of laughter>
"Well I am a bit *hungry*!"
<more sounds of bodies shifting>
<groan>
<kiss>
<lick>
"Hmmmm!"
<squirm>
<nibble>
<sigh>
<bite>
<whimper>
"Hmmmm... You taste good too 'kotay…but I think you would taste even
better here!"
<slurp>
<wail>
<suck…slurp…nibble>
"Oh! Spirits!"
<scream>
………...
………...
<contented purr>
<satisfied grin>
"Tom!"
<sleepy murmur>
"Hmmm?"
"Thanks for breakfast, but tomorrow I *want* pancakes… and I still don't
like *being* sticky"
<tired chuckle>
<sticky kiss>
<quiet snore>
<long suffering sigh>
~Finis~