Author/pseudonym: Karen D
Rating: PG-13

"Xanadu."

"You can't be serious, since there is no such place."

"Zurich then.  Although Melbourne's kind of nice too."

"Be serious for once Tom.  Choose something soon or you're going to run out of time."

"Don't nag, Harry.  Everything else is done, except for choosing the setting.  Frankly, I couldn't care less *where* we have the vacation, as long as we finally get to be alone. Gods know we haven't had an uninterrupted night alone together for over two months."

"How can you stand it Tom?  I know I can't go without sex for over a week without going insane."

"Joke all you want, Harry, but remember, I know where you live and how often you really have sex."

"Kill me and you won't have anyone to help you decide where to go on your vacation."

"Like you're being any help at all anyway.  Most people don't sit around making jokes at the expense of the person they're trying to help."

"Now Tom, you know I'm just trying to get you to lighten up."

"Oh yeah, like joking about how little sex I've been getting lately is going to make me relax."

"Paris."

"Quit screwing around, Harry, and help me think of something."

"Relax, Tom.  Simply take him to Paris, the most romantic place on Earth."

"Talk to you later, Harry."

"Uh, Tom, where are you going?"

"Vitamins, Harry, I'm going to get lots and lots of vitamins...I'll need them when Chakotay sees where we're going."